Saturday, March 1, 2008

Waiting For Brawl

Super Smash Brothers: Brawl is set to come out midnight next Saturday, and I am fucking stoked. It feels like Christmas in February. No, that's not right. I wasn't this excited for Christmas.

Understand, its predecessor, Super Smash Brothers: Melee, was more than just a video game to me, it was my hobby. I played for years trying to master the art of playing this game, going from transsexual ninja, to effeminate sword guy, to a monster made out of sunshine and gumdrops. Looking at this list now, I can only guess what my next choice will be for brawl.



As enticing as purple tights are, I'm leaning toward this guy:



That's right, Meta Knight. I got to play Brawl a week ago, and I played eight blissful hours of Meta Knight. He's like a pissed off Jigglypuff with a sword after twelve lines of speed. This fucker is pissed off and he's not going to take it anymore.