I took the language that Rorschach used in the Watchmen comics and create a couple of journal entries and conversations as a result. There are a few inside joke references, but if you have ever been involved with an internet forum before, you can probably understand what's going on. Special thanks to Robcham for contributing to the conversations and allowing me ample room to play off his foil.
Conversation with Robcham 1
Robcham I left you in charge. I left you in charge and you have allowed the swine and filth to run rampant. I can smell the forum detritus, these pages are full of them. I can see Yaya posts, Sars_boy posts, and Urian posts, and they are all barren. There is no good wit anymore. Like a little b, it is a faded memory, wholly forgotten in these putrid pages of rotting humor.
Munkus Journal, February 18, 2009
Wednesday night. Stupid logic on a Urian post.
The rot and decay of this forum lingers on the broken scrollbars that hold open the window. It sits like a fat whore underneath a bridge, birthing trolls to feed on the goats. The sores and ulcers have been left to fester for too long, infection has spread to the heart of the forum. Soon the posters will be trolled and they will PM to me Subject: Ban Them! and I will look down at my keyboard and type Re: No
Hrumph. Wiggin gone. Idiot banning theory more plausible.
Robcham Conversation 2
Munkus: You have forgotten how we do things, Robcham. You mollycoddle idiots. Protect rapists of language. Draw beggars that cry in the street. You've gone soft, especially with logic.
Robcham: Logic? Listen! I've had it! Who the hell do you think you are? You live off people while insulting them, nobody complains because they think you're a goddamn lunatic! Do you know how hard it is to be your friend?
Munkus: Robcham. You are right. Hard to be friend sometimes. You are a good artist. We should be leave the cockroaches and worms to discuss their fursonas and choom trains. Hrumph.
Robcham: uh hey
forget it, man, it's okay.
uh
well um
yeah well there's no sense staying down here any longer
this is no place to have the reunion of the Munkus-Robcham team
y know after all this shit hell it'd be nice to just post some wit again
hell, it'll be like coming home
Munkus: Yes. Forumer posted wit. Ha ha.
Munkus Journal, February 19, 2009
DrDizaster. Joined 2002, banned 2004. 2 years a moderator. Is this what happens to us? A career of locking threads and giving infractions...so when we're banned, only our trolls send emails?
Hrumph. There is witty and there is stupid, stupid must be infracted. They could have followed the postings of funny men, like Cardboard Tube or my boddah. Moderators who believed in a funny post. Instead they scream like retarded children, crying and gnashing at the dusk. Their quote trees litter the webpages, stacking high into a tower, drowning them in their filth.
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